Penfield Hots

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dnickason

Joined 7 years ago

Great plate. They make good garbage at this place. My recipe for this place is as follows.

Drink from 12 PM until you can't drink anymore, stopping halfway to eat leftovers from the fridge. At around 9 PM, begin to think about more food to soak up the booze. Put the thought of Penfield Hots into your head. Then try to figure out who can drive. Try to choose the person who didn't toke off the peace pipe. Then all stagger around the car and eventully get in and go. Then order yourself a plate and enjoy. Order a small coke so as to not upset your stomach with beverages that do not contain alcohol. Traditionally, a plate consisted of two burgers, mac salad, everything (everything being home fries, chopped onions, mustard and hot greek meat sauce). Somewhere down the line, some sissy boy decided he wanted a hot dog and beans and that messed everything up. The hot dog idea is not a good one.Don't be one of those people that put ketchup on their garbege plates. It's cruel and unusuall. Upon your return home, continue drinking mass amounts of alcohol until you wet your pants or pass out.